Another Day, Another Dollar ...

Dollar spent on food, that is. The boys spend almost all day eating. I clean the kitchen at least seven times today and there are still dishes piled up in the sink. Calgone, take me away! I'm overrun by frigging dirty dishes and hungry boys!

The boys are extremely active. When I hear about the overweight problem in America's children I just don't get it. My guys are bouncing off the walls in between their feeding frenzies and the calories just melt away. I wish I had their metabolism - my fat ass is making me bonkers! And if I so much as think the word diet, I all of a sudden get a major chocolate craving to reel myself back in. Uttering the word diet packs another 5 pounds on my ass. I just can't win!